mattlistener

-Nap.

-Groom.

-Reconnoiter scary closet. Close "safe" distance by 2mm, unless something scary happens.

-Walk onto any laps available. Head-bonk humans and get petted.

-Look for outdoor cat at kitchen window. Meow at outdoor cat, whether or not he is visible. Repeat as necessary.

-Lie on floor staring at dangling kitty toy, in case it moves. Whack it -- hey it's moving! Kill it. Rest.

-Monitor human activity from afar.

-Scan apartment for changes. Sniff anything that has moved, appeared, or disappeared. Test-nap anything substantial.

-Supervise while humans are eating. Lick resulting plates or bowls on the floor, if merited.

-Jump on bed and indicate with special meow it's time for a "cave". Stand on blankets while humans attempt to make the required cave with them. Stay in cave as long as necessary (generally between 10 seconds and 3 hours).

-Chase imaginary enemies.

-Run from imaginary enemies.

-Dig in laundry bag to make own cave.

-Monitor human activity from on top of humans. Make sure human activity involves adequate petting.

-Whack something and see what it does.

-Pay very careful attention if humans go near the Source Of Leaves. Wouldn't want to miss a chance at one of those yummy dried maple leaves!

-If a piece of clothing is on the bed, curl up on it.

-Nap.