(Written while on hold just now.)

Thank you for calling OneCorp. To ensure quality, this call may be monitored, recorded, re-recorded, re-broadcast, or posted to the internet.

Please hold, while we transfer you to the next available representative. You may hear a click, followed by a brief period of silence, followed by a long period of silence. You may then hear advertisements, pointers to our web-page and automated help line, prompts to re-enter your account number and Social Security Number, replays of this message, and an occasional bar of music.

Please be patient, your call will be answered by the next business day.